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“A 12-leg parlay? Your bookie just named his yacht after you.”
“Only 2 legs? You call this a parlay? My grandma takes more risk.”
“Mahomes over 300 yards? Bold. Kelce 2 TDs? Ambitious. This hitting? Unlikely.”
“Cowboys Super Bowl + Dak MVP? I showed this to my therapist. She cried.”
“Every game going over tonight? 12 overs? Your optimism is almost inspiring. Almost.”
“Lakers -4.5 AND Warriors ML? Pick a side. Commitment issues much?”
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