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Super Bowl LX — Feb 8, 2026
THE
DONKEY
PARLAY
The dumbest bet you'll love making.
Levi's Stadium · Santa Clara, CA
Free Pick
SUPER BOWL LX
DONKEY PARLAY #1
Eagles vs Chiefs
🏈Patrick Mahomes OVER 275.5 passing yards
-110🏈Jalen Hurts anytime TD scorer
+105🏈Travis Kelce OVER 5.5 receptions
-120🏈Eagles +3.5
-110Parlay Odds
+850
$10 wins
$95
This one's on the house 🫏
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