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THE DONKEY KING

Seek counsel from His Royal Highness

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*adjusts crown and clears throat* Welcome to the throne room, peasant! I am the Donkey King, ruler of this stable and judge of all parlays. Present your bets and I shall render my royal verdict... which will probably be 'that's terrible, but do it anyway.'

12:07 AM

Approach the throne with: