Daily Donkey Predictions
The donkey's daily hot takes on today's games. Take them seriously at your own risk.“I've been wrong before. I'll be wrong again. But I'll never be boring.”
Bills @ Chiefs
Sunday 6:30 PM ET
Donkey's Pick
Bills +3
Spread: Chiefs -3
O/U 51.5
Hot Take: Mahomes is good, but Josh Allen woke up feeling dangerous. The Bills are getting disrespected harder than your last 10-leg parlay.
Celtics @ Lakers
Tonight 7:30 PM ET
Donkey's Pick
OVER 224.5
Spread: Celtics -4.5
O/U 224.5
Hot Take: Two teams that couldn't spell 'defense' if you spotted them the D, E, F, E, N, and S. This is going OVER faster than your bankroll disappears on Sundays.
Bruins @ Maple Leafs
Tonight 7:00 PM ET
Donkey's Pick
Bruins ML
Spread: Bruins -1.5
O/U 6.5
Hot Take: The Leafs choking? In a big game? I am SHOCKED. This franchise hasn't won anything since your grandpa had hair.
Cowboys @ 49ers
Sunday 4:25 PM ET
Donkey's Pick
49ers -6.5
Spread: 49ers -6.5
O/U 48.5
Hot Take: America's Team vs. An Actually Good Team. Cowboys fans, I respect your optimism. It's the same energy as adding 'will win Super Bowl' to your 2024 vision board.
Suns @ Warriors
Tomorrow 10:00 PM ET
Donkey's Pick
UNDER 228.5
Spread: Suns -2.5
O/U 228.5
Hot Take: Two teams trying to figure out if they're contenders or pretenders. Spoiler: they're both pretenders with expensive tickets.
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