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DONKEY PARLAY #1
Eagles vs Chiefs
🏈Patrick Mahomes OVER 275.5 passing yards
-110
🏈Jalen Hurts anytime TD scorer
+105
🏈Travis Kelce OVER 5.5 receptions
-120
🏈Eagles +3.5
-110
Parlay Odds
+850
$10 wins
$95

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WTF is a Donkey Parlay?

In poker, a "donkey" is the guy making terrible plays and somehow winning anyway. A Donkey Parlay is a 4+ leg same-game parlay with absurd odds that every sharp bettor will tell you is mathematically stupid. They're right. But when it hits? Chef's kiss.

We post one for every big game. You're welcome (or sorry).

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Before every big game, we drop our official Donkey Parlay. High risk. Higher reward. Maximum entertainment.

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Fun Fact

Same-game parlays have a ~20-30% house edge. You're betting anyway. We respect that. 🫏

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TODAY'S DONKEY PARLAY

Super Bowl LX

Mahomes 300+ yds-110
Hurts 2+ TDs-110
Kelce ATTD-110
Over 48.5-110
PARLAY+1847

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